Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Things That Would Happen to Let Me Know I Am in Fact in A Ring of Hell


Jobs:
  1. Overly excited, dishonest exercise instructor
  2. Cruise Director
  3. Naked Person
Situations:
  1. Sitting next to a reactive, emotional someone, watching television with headphones in his/her ear, with bad sinuses
  2. Sitting in laps of a group of old people with bad sinuses who complain
  3. Quietly being told you hurt everyone’s feelings 2 months ago, but muttered so you don't know if you heard it
  4. Entire, 100% absence of silence
  5. Social ostrization because you refuse to listen to phlegm stories
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  1. MeganFebruary 18, 2009 at 1:27 PM

    These photos are from a test by the BBC to see if you can accurately tell the difference between a fake smile and a real smile. I decided I would get a 100% A++++. I got 12 out of 20.

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