No no

You have to like me because I am rationally perfect. I'm sorry, I charted this out and people like it when you:

a) give compliments
b) are environmentally responsible
c) lead a sustainable lifestyle

First of all, I do all of these things. I don't think I even need to get into part of the rest of it.

Say this softly.

Well...I guess I really like you because you're so nice. It's like we can just do whatever I want all the time. It's like you say "I want to do this" and I say "no, I'd rather not do that" and you say okay and you don't mind. I also really like how you give me things sometimes, even when you actually need them. It's also neat in addition because I enjoy that I can do whatever I want and you don't say anything. I just like nice people I guess.

Decision

If I had a huge top lip, everything would be different.

Okay

From this day forward, everything, everything, everthing, everything, is completely different. Except for a few things.