Sunday, February 15, 2009

Reasons I am just like the Pope

We are both human.
We are both alive.
We both like to wear hats.
We speak out of our mouths.
We both need to sleep and eat and go to the bathroom.
We both are getting older.
We both have a mom and a dad.

Reasons I am not like the Pope

I am not the head of the Catholic Church.

Reasons why I am more like the Pope than my cat

My cat is not a human.
My cat can not use language.
My cat poops and pees in a small box and then tracks litter all over our house.
My cat has four legs.

Reasons why I am more like my cat than the Pope

I am not the head of the Catholic Church.
I do not get driven around in a bullet proof box.

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