Mon Post

- Name 4 important words, explain their importance.
1. Paper Cup- this is two words, but together I believe it is the perfect word. It is my favorite word to say in th English language because it sounds so wonderful. Paper cup paper cup paper cup. And yes, The Beatles use it in one of my favorite songs the line is:
"Words are flying out like endless rain into a paper cup"
That is from "Across the Universe". I do like the phrase "endless rain" also, but paper cup is better because it is not sad at all.
2. Love- duh. Obvious. I need not explain.
3. Friend- a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard. - friends make life worth living. Being friends with other people is what keeps us from being assholes or killing everyone or just being and island. If someone says "you are my friend" it is great in the same way that the word love is great. The first time Wes says he has a friend I will probably cry and jump around.
4. Yes- duuuhhh. double duhhh because of improv. But it is true. Yes opens up doors and windows and makes things possible. Yes helps you live your life and enjoy things instead of just frowning and not leaving your house. Yes means something new is starting. Yes means dreams are coming true. Of course it can also just mean that you want fries with that.


- Look right, look down two feet, reach out with your left hand, describe what you touch.

A dirty Kleenex on the floor. I cheated and did not touch it. I am sitting at a coworkers desk who is both wonderful and also annoying. Said co-worker has bunch of dirty tissues on the floor. If I didn't cheat it would probably feel slimy and soft & wet. That is why I am not touching it.

- Name the date, time and year you will experience nirvana and what that will be like. It must be in the future.
Ohhhhhhhh. Good for you for saying future because otherwise I would have said "July 24, 2008 @ 9:25 AM" which is the minute after Wes was born. Was born? After I birthed Wes. It did not just "happen". Annnyyywaaayyyy I guess I could say April 7th 2064 at 7 AM. Because I willl turn 90 years old and die holding Jason's hand (he will die at the exact same moment) and all of our friends and children and grandchildren will be around smiling at us and then we will go to "heaven" which will be nirvana. It will be just like the garden and the mouse show in the movie "Corline" except it will be 100% good and not a bad trap. And it will not be stop motion puppets- it will be real. But that is the morbid version of nirvana. My earthly nirvana will be ........ January 2029. I will be in Hawaii with loved ones. The sun will start to set and whales will jump around in the ocean and everything will make sense.


- Be pompous about something.
April 7th 2064 at 7 AM. Because I willl turn 90 years old and die holding Jason's hand (he will die at the exact same moment) and all of our friends and children and grandchildren will be around smiling at us and then we will go to "heaven" which will be nirvana.