FYI

I am a lawyer, which means I am rich and respected and serious. I am a minister which means I was called by God and which also means I am very fulfilled and morally perfect and serious. I am a tenured history professor which I am very intelligent and have incredible job security and speak several dead languages and am serious. I am a wife and mother of three which means I am very loving and very loved and not self-involved and everyone trusts me and I am serious. I can understand if you find it difficult to relate to me, but I am a commited volunteer with Habitat for Humanity which means I can relate to anyone and am not racist, sexist, or ageist and additionally I do not raise my voice because I am serious. I look forward to working with you which means I am an asset to any organization and am serious because did you notice I said work. Thank you (which means I am polite and serious).