I have a favorite cactus. It is very tall and makes me son laugh.
I enjoy getting up when it is not dark out.
Adult braces are in my future. Adult braces almost sound like they are some sexual thing. Anything with the word adult sounds like that. Adult Acne. Adult porn.
I have been eating the same thing for lunch for the past week. A veggie sandwich with mayo (I used to hate mayo but then I got pregnant) and avocado. It is a pretend healthy item that is really very fatty.
People should clearly freak out when I say I have a child. They should go "but you are waaaaayyy to young! But you are waaayyyy to thin!". They should do this even though I am going to be 36 next month and still have 8 pounds to lose.
People should call me up and say "would you like to do commercial that will make you 60K and give you back your insurance?"
People should say "don't worry, here is a career you will love that is stable".
People should floss my teeth for me at night.
People should organize my closet.
People are falling short these days.
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