Please be aware that my life is about to change forever because:
I am no longer going to buy frozen garlic bread. Nope. Not going to do it. I will make it myself with fresh bread. I am not going to make the bread. Don't be crazy.
I will no longer use pasta sauce from a jar without adding fresh veggies. I am amazzzinnnnnggg.
A water pick will be a very big part of my night and morning.
National Geographic will be a very big part of my reading life.
Lipstick will always be on my lips.
I will call everyone "honey" and "sugar".
I will drive 20 miles less a week and save the planet. You are welcome.
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Saturday, March 21, 2009
beep boop
I have a favorite cactus. It is very tall and makes me son laugh.
I enjoy getting up when it is not dark out.
Adult braces are in my future. Adult braces almost sound like they are some sexual thing. Anything with the word adult sounds like that. Adult Acne. Adult porn.
I have been eating the same thing for lunch for the past week. A veggie sandwich with mayo (I used to hate mayo but then I got pregnant) and avocado. It is a pretend healthy item that is really very fatty.
People should clearly freak out when I say I have a child. They should go "but you are waaaaayyy to young! But you are waaayyyy to thin!". They should do this even though I am going to be 36 next month and still have 8 pounds to lose.
People should call me up and say "would you like to do commercial that will make you 60K and give you back your insurance?"
People should say "don't worry, here is a career you will love that is stable".
People should floss my teeth for me at night.
People should organize my closet.
People are falling short these days.
I enjoy getting up when it is not dark out.
Adult braces are in my future. Adult braces almost sound like they are some sexual thing. Anything with the word adult sounds like that. Adult Acne. Adult porn.
I have been eating the same thing for lunch for the past week. A veggie sandwich with mayo (I used to hate mayo but then I got pregnant) and avocado. It is a pretend healthy item that is really very fatty.
People should clearly freak out when I say I have a child. They should go "but you are waaaaayyy to young! But you are waaayyyy to thin!". They should do this even though I am going to be 36 next month and still have 8 pounds to lose.
People should call me up and say "would you like to do commercial that will make you 60K and give you back your insurance?"
People should say "don't worry, here is a career you will love that is stable".
People should floss my teeth for me at night.
People should organize my closet.
People are falling short these days.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Reasons
1. Because it is writ
2. At 5:15 the train leaves
3. Becaues I am [age].
4. Last time that was attempted it didn't work
5. R
6. You have me mistaken for someone else
7. I don't want to.
8. I want to.
9. More than 6 will just be a disaster
10. The sunshine
11. The police
12. Whining
13. Sugar
14. Because I have to get three of each and one has to be a flag and the other two are optional
15. Because foreign currency doesn't feel like real money.
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